- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

what do you call a black guy african american

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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