- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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