- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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