- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

homosexual rights to marriage

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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