What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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