- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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