Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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