What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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