- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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