- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Your girlfriend.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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