Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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