- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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