- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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