How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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