What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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