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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Knock knock... Home invasion

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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