make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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