- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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