Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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WILLYS

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Mogok Papiti.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Justin's life

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