- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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