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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Equal rights!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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