- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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