do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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