- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

9/11 my birthday

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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