- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

All of these jokes are about white people

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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