What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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