What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Good afternoon.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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