- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

So these two girls have a cup .

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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