- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

no

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

1+1=2

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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