- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Sex

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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