"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

gay pom...

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

roses are red poo is poo

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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