- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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