- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

I am a mime

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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