What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

mikey is cute

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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