- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A man goes to the potty.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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