Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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