1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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