What's worse than dieing? Not much.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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