What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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