- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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