Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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