What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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My jeans

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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