Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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