- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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