- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A praying mantis is very graceful

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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