Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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shut up elliot

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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