- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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