Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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