- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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