- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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