Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's half of 8? o

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Honk if you're Amish!

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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