- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

sucks Syntax...

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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