whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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