Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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