Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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