- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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