A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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