What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Granny porn!

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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