- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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