What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

One, two, three, four and five

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Lil Wayne

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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