Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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it was all Tagart

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Knock knock Come in

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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