Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Granny porn!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Anti Joke

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