- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I'm Polish.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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