- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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