- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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