- Anti Joke

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"