- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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