- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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