- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Prostitution is bad.......

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

a black man pays his child support

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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