How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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