Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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