- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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