- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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