Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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