- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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