Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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