- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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