What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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denisssssssssssssss

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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