What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

so today i took a poop. hehe

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

alert('The Game')

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Racial Equality

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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