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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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