- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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