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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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