- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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