- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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