- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

pull my finger (farts)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.